| Subject: Prayer For The Stressed | |
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| I think this may be the appropriate time for us all to pray together: Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can not accept, and the wisdom to hide bodies of those I had to kill today because they pissed me off… And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow… Help me to always give 100% at my tasks….. 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Fridays. And help me to remember that when I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me. Amen… | |