Top 10 reasons why it costs more to get your pet groomed than your own hair cut!*
10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your butt.
9. You don't go 8 or 10 weeks without washing or brushing your own hair.
8. You don't ask your hairdresser for Sanitary trim.
7. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears for you.
6. Your hairdresser doesn't remove the awful boogies from your eyes.
5. You can sit still for your hairdresser.
4. The cost of your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head -- doesn't cut the hair from any other body parts.
2. You are not likely to bite or scratch your hairdresser.
1. We seriously doubt that you will vomit, poop, or pee on your hairdresser.
*adapted from Barkleigh Productions